introductions.

This is the story of two college friends. COLLEGE friends, not high school friends, big difference. These are the people that will be at your wedding, the birth of your child, your good times and bad, these are the friends that will be around forever. We’ve made it through a semester of college, pure memories that will always be remembered fondly and now we’ve decided to start and make a blog. We don’t care where this goes, if people like it awesome, if no one ever sees it, awesome. We have real stories and real feelings that we will share, wether for just us or for more. Most of all it’s two people, two friends, but two people that have different lives, goals, passions, and most of all sees the world through different eyes.

 

This is Ben.

i chose purple cause he likes it. ben loves farting. just a juicy gaseous bubble of love.(lies. he actually does not think bodily functions are funny. yet. i will convert him to my toolish humor sooner or later.) ben loves mainstream media. he would take House Bunny over some hipster indie movie any day. he keeps me up to date with the latest things the cool kids are listening to. ben is an eclectic life of music, talent, intelligence and open mindedness. 

he is truly the best friend a eighteen year old white girl could ask for. he fills a day with joyous kicks and giggles. he always models the the need to reach and achieve goals no matter how large. whether it be making me run and/or look at boys at the gym, or make me see the importance of seeing myself minus insecurities and to live life using every opportunity presented to the fullest. 

plus he is hot. tell everyone you know. tell all your friends.

This is Katie

I chose blue because it's the color of her eyes. Katie is undoubtedly the most ignorant, self centered, materialistic,judgemental, immature, woman I have ever met. Actually, take the opposite of every adjective used above and then and only then is it applicable to Katie. She is one of the only people I've met that reserves judgement for those who are immature and weak, she accepts people for who they are and admires them for that person. 

Katie is not a "girl". Her dream wedding doesn't come with vera wang and white roses, just a loving man, mine comes with all of the above. She doesn't see that perfect child in her future, nor the perfect home. Katie has a longboard, how many chicas do you see on them. She actually enjoys farting, really. Grandma once said "Fart humor must be gender specific" Grandma was wrong. I also support the arguement against grandma.


She never gets mad during facebook status change wars. She accepts my witty and random humor. She loves philosophy and anything that has a deeper meaning, which means my love for girl groups that objectify themselves is not shared with her. Katie is beautiful inside and out, done.